Edible Controversy

Ketchup is apparently pretty controversial.

Everything about this is wrong. Except the bacon.

That butter knife is going to make somebody millions.

Harry Reid seems like a pretty terrible person.  At a minimum, he is exceedingly discourteous.

Maybe all lawyers should be updating our resumes and/or learning how to operate espresso machines.

Responses:

1. Maybe it's just money.  People who don't have formal weddings are more likely to be poor than those who do, and money troubles are one of the most common causes for divorce or marital unhappiness.

2. I promise I won't turn you in.

3. Maybe Penguin should stop swimming in oil? Also, was this article brought to us by Dawn?

4. I would LOVE a nap app.  I would also love a nap.

5. So you're saying that all I needed to wake up in the morning wasn't a cup of joe, but rather a cup of phone?

6. Maybe you should send this article to my sister.

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3. I'm guessing because he was too stupid and irresponsible to think past his first lie.  Also, his parents, who seem like nice people, may have murdered him, and may still.

4. Do you use cabs or UberX?

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