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I will not be toppled!

One day soon 14th Street will be like any other nice, fun neighborhood.  And it's definitely come a long way.  But there are growing pains.

This is the greatest product I've seen in a while.  In fact, I think I was complaining about how I wish I had something like this the other day.  The only thing it could use is maybe a standalone GPS mode without having to go into lost mode.  But the community thing might more than make up for that.  (Also, I imagine having to transmit a WiFi signal would be most costly and bulky than communicating via bluetooth (or whatever it uses) to other devices.)  Never lose your keys again!

Here is an interesting article about being a criminal defense lawyer.  I tried to use it to justify my own practice, but it didn't work.

Here is your Community update.

Responses:

2. There was a time when most people thought that drugs would destroy society, but I think the real issue with drugs is the societal ramifications of many anti-drug efforts.  Drugs are bad, but the way we've responded to them is worse.

3. I'm happy to be in the 4%.

5. Isn't it easier just to have a spam email account?

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you, sir, have been toppled

my coworker, rachel, who you asked about, saw the corpse flower. she said it didn't smell very much.

poverty is worse than living in a wealthy household with cocaine, who knew?

where to be poor so as not to be poor anymore

what weird things to be wrong about

interesting but not something i need right now

RGIII has been cleared to take off.

This should get you and Redskins Nation excited.

Pay your student loans on time or else.

Maybe it's not too late for me after all.

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I don't like this game anymore.

I sent this article to you earlier via e-mail, but in case it came from "no reply" again, here it is.  I enjoy joking about how acting superstars who do terrible movies must have lots of gambling debt, but then again, if someone asked you to play Amber Heard's part in Drive Angry for $1 million (I don't know what she got paid, but I assume it was plenty) - or better yet, Nic Cage's part for $10 million - and the kicker was that you could keep doing that as often as you wanted and have fun with it, wouldn't you?  I think I might.

Apparently this is happening.  How long before it loses steam?  I give it another month.

What an interesting idea.  I have not read the full article yet, but I will.

Here's my wanderlust article.

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Reading the Washington Post...

Since we're going to be columnists, we might as well see what our future co-workers are up to.

This article talks about the problems with the food scene in DC.  I think the problem is summed up in the penultimate paragraph: the issue is with demand.

And this article talks about the growing beer scene in DC.  I think the biggest takehome is that we should spend more time on H St and U St and in ChurchKey

What do you think of this?  Here is one response.

What do you think of these?  Can we do hot or not? :)

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We should have a Washington Post column.

The fact that we are on the same level as Tom Sietsma makes me think that we're pretty awesome.

This is similar to my take on the whole George Zimmerman thing.

The Baby Boomers are ruining everything.

Responses:

1. There is no way I'm responding to this. :)

3. I actually love peach ice cream.

6. All of those places look fantastic.

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