belated birthday edition

i love this list

no one celebrates their aug 23 birthday quite like bao bao, i guess this means that i'm never going to the zoo on my birthday.

this really did restore my faith in humanity so i guess it's not upworthy

this might be an addendum to that study that said big weddings led to happier couples

you probably know all this by heart now

i believe you already called this

i just threw away another can of tomato paste 2 weeks ago

this is the story of us almost

responses
1. mixed feelings about this. i guess it comes down to - which is more important - the chef's right to serve what they want or the customer's desire to have what they want? The customer can always walk out I guess. It's like art - if you don't like it, you can leave. The artist will not change it for you to like it.

2. One stupid woman complaining. It's basically the definition of feminism.

3. I want all of these but more important than the one handed zipper is some way to zip your dress up by yourself if you don't have long arms (though I do, it would still be nice to make it easier).

4. and this is why you should run for office.

5. i wonder if i'd get hired to run an espresso machine. there are definitely people more qualified. but i think our jobs are safe for now? maybe no one's job is truly safe.