eva longoria? you'd think real kids would ask for selena gomez.

speaking of hoaxes, do you think this is real?

or this?

so i keep forgetting to tell you. i waited till the end of the day to give my secretary her gift because i knew she was staying till the end. around 12pm i sent her a request to draft my itinerary. come 5ish, still not sent out. i give her my gift around 5:25 and she's like oh thanks! i should draft your itinerary!

so it's not like she didn't get my email.....what do you think of this?